Title: Conflicts Author: genkified_pyke Genre: Fluff Rating: PG Pairing: KaoruxToshiya Disclaimer: I don’t own Diru. Summary: How can Kaoru and Toshiya fall for each other when they’re too busy hating each other? Author’s notes: I think this one sucked… but well… please feel free to leave a comment. ^^ (Ah, and all these are in Kyo’s POV.)
“Don’t you fucking know the meaning of silence?”
“I can play my music as loud as I want you old geezer!”
Depressing isn’t it? It’s just a normal day for Niikura Kaoru and Hara Toshimasa. They practically live next to each other yet they can’t even get along as neighbors.
I’ve actually known Kaoru and Toshiya for quite some time now. And even though they’re always fighting, they’re really meant for each other.
Who am I, you may ask?
Why, I’m the one and only Angel of Love.
I’m the great Kyo-pid.
Five years ago, I came into their lives, armed with my bow and arrows and my trusty diaper-like loin cloth of love, hoping to make these two men fall for each other.
But up to now… well… you can see the result.
“You call that shit music?”
“Come up here and say that to my face!”
Because of these two, sometimes I doubt myself as the master of love. Besides, I think they hate each other so much they’re already immune to my arrows. The most that my arrows can do is cool them both off for a few hours. I think the hedge separating their houses does a better job of keeping them from killing each other than I do.
“Don’t you ever insult my music again, bastard!”
“OW! Come back here you punk!”
Ooh… that was a smart move, Totchi. Throwing your sneaker at Kaoru’s face then running back into your house for protection.
Really smart move.
Maybe… if Kaoru is angry enough to hunt you down, we could actually start something here.
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“Damn… why’d I do that? Hitting that old man in the face with my sneaker? Crap… now I have to go back and get it.”
That’s a great idea Totchi, and while you’re at it, why don’t the two of you kiss and make up then kiss again… and kiss some more…
“That’s what I get for acting without using my head. I guess… I guess hitting him with my shoe was a little too harsh…”
What’s this? Did I hear that correctly? Totchi’s guilt actually exists! Let’s all rejoice! Wait… if his guilt really exists… I could make use of my guilt arrows. JOY!
I’ll start off with a couple of them. Ready… aim… and fire!
“I’ll get my shoe back and… maybe I could… apologize to him too?”
The arrows are actually working! I must fire more!
“Apologize to him? Where the hell did that thought come from? Well… now that I think about it… I was playing my music extra loud that night…”
Yes. More arrows!
“I guess I should apologize to him… and make a peace offering too... but damn. For some strange reason, I feel like my guilt is literally killing me this time.”
Totchi… with seventeen guilt arrows sticking out of your back… who wouldn’t?
Whew… at least my job is done. I can only hope and pray that this time, I would finally be able to make these two fall head over heels for each other.
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Knock, knock.
C’mon Kaoru. Answer the door already. The suspense is killing me. Oh, I think he is coming! I can hear the footsteps already.
“What is i…”
I don’t blame you if you’re shocked to see Totchi in front of you. Trust me I am too.
“What are you doing here?”
“Um… I… aah…”
“I’m assuming you want your shoe back.”
Aww… you’re so cute Totchi… nodding your head like that and acting all shy.
“Here… now go and leave me the hell alone.”
Don’t treat Totchi like that. He has something to give to you! Go on Totchi. Give him your little peace offering.
“Actually… I… came here to… a… apologize… for last night.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah… here… take these. Bye.” Totchi, it’s rude to just hand someone a gift and simply run away after that. What did you give Kaoru anyway? I want to see!
Eh… earplugs…
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Earplugs?
You gave the man earplugs? What kind of peace offering is that? That’s like telling him that you were in the right and he was in the wrong the whole time. You’re not helping me at all with my mission!
Ding dong.
Hey, I’m talking to you! Even though you can’t see me, I want you to look straight at me when I’m talking to you! Forget answering the damn door it’s probably a salesman. Oi!
“Kaoru? Wha… what are you doing here?”
KAORU?! Man, I should ask the same question. Although… I for one am not complaining.
“Look… I’m not here to fight, okay. I was… shocked by your actions this morning…”
“And… you’re here because?”
“I wanted to give you something in return as well…”
Isn’t that sweet? Kaoru wants to return the favor and I didn’t even have to do anything. There might be hope for the two of them after all.
“Like… empty egg cartons?”
Did I hear Totchi right? Did Kaoru really bring empty egg cartons? Dear Lord, he did!
“Yeah… if you stick them up your wall… it’ll help minimize the noise.”
“It’s not noise. It’s called M-U-S-I-C.”
“Whatever. Now don’t think I’m doing this because I’m trying to be friendly to you because I’m not. I’m simply returning the favor.”
“Thanks I guess…”
“By the way… seeing you being nice… is not such a bad thing at all.”
Oh Kaoru, we all know what you really mean by that. ‘I realized that you looked really cute when you’re not starring at me like you’re about to rip me to shreds’ is what you’re trying to say, right? Right?
“…”
Don’t just stand there Totchi! Say something.
“Um… I think that’s about it. I should be going then.”
No! You’re letting him leave without saying a word?
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kaoxtotchi, 
